Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

Sunday Aug 31 @ 01:45am


photos by franz lanting in botswana’s okavango delta

Sunday Aug 31 @ 01:38am



opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

Saturday Aug 30 @ 11:26pm
You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever.

That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.
How I Met Your Mother 
(via shmucking) Saturday Aug 30 @ 11:26pm
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant) Saturday Aug 30 @ 01:51am
Saturday Aug 30 @ 01:40am
Date someone who is interested in you. I don’t mean someone who thinks you’re cute or funny. I mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you. Someone who wants to read every word you write. Someone who wants hear every note of your favourite song, and watch every scene of your favourite movie. Someone wants to find every scar upon your body, and learn where each one came from. Someone who wants to know your favourite brand of toothpaste, and which quotes resonate deep inside your bones when you hear them. There is a difference between attraction and interest. Find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are, and hold onto them. Anonymous (via grillfriend) Saturday Aug 30 @ 01:39am
Saturday Aug 30 @ 01:38am
You are not in this world to live up to anybody’s expectations but your own. Do what you think is right. (via psych-facts) Friday Aug 29 @ 12:58am


Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

Friday Aug 29 @ 12:58am

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